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Thursday, 30-May-2013 03:44 Email | Share | | Bookmark
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It sounds like a pretty straightforward case of a woman and her bloke getting caught getting hot and heavy in the back seat of a Buick Regal. The cop had chutzpah, though. He opened the back seat and asked the naked couple what they were doing. As if that wasnt obvious. The man responded to the cop by saying Im f***ing this chick.

What makes this story funny. The man was 43 and the chick was 71.Yes, he called a septuagenarian a chick.

They were arrested for indecent exposure since a fairly large group of people in a restaurant saw they. Dear Fails to See the Humor:There’s too sensitive and then there’s wouldn’t know a joke if it threw anatomically correct snowballs in your face. Instead of freaking out over nothing, you should treat this as important learning experience for your daughter. After all, it’s better for her to figure out these kinds of things now than at her first college frat party.

And snowpeople make much better sex ed figures than birds and bees – provided kids realize that STDs and unwanted pregnancies don’t just melt away on the next sunny day. Frosty’s magic hat even makes an excellent euphemism for condoms. And just imagine what you could with the whole carrot nose angle…

Moving on to what’s truly important here – anatomically correct snowpeople. As seasons go his may also be the case in blue collar occupations.Bottom Line: Mmmmmmmm wicked... what? However, the staggering amount of questions this gas mask raises, rather than answers, is more than enough to add it to the list.8. Vibrating Pleasure PeriscopeThis one makes it onto the worst sex toy of the decade list for several reasons. Firstly, it's a vibrator but not a very powerful one. Secondly, it's a light but not a very powerful one.

Thirdly, it's a periscope but not a very powerful one.Now, I'm not saying that if it did work, I'd want to take it deep sea diving with me, but you would hope that it did at least one of these things reasonably well in order to illicit a response other than 'wtf?'9. Designer Willy WarmersNot just any willy warmers but designer ones, I'll have you know!Don't do it lads, not even as a joke. It's the equivalent of a woman wearing a talking thong with Jimmy Saville on.10. Deluxe Rabbit Thruster VibratorMost 'thrusting' sex toys rarely live up to the expectations but this one was spectacularly rubbish. Not only did it barely thrust but the amount of noise it made whilst doing so was almost off the scale.They were also notorious for stopping working at the crucial moment too.

Avoid theThrusterand you'll be much happier for your decision!Disagree? Have your own worst sex toy of the decade to add to the list?Let us know!

Thursday, 30-May-2013 03:36 Email | Share | | Bookmark
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Men fake orgasms for lots of reason. Yes, you read that right. Men can fake orgasms. Before I get to the lelo, lets talk about the whys.

1. He wants to finish the job elsewhere.

2. His partner does something that totally turns him off, like farts or belches.

3. His partner doesnt want to suffocate him, wear diapers, have sex in public, or share any of his other kinks.

4. Beer goggles (or the opposite hes sobers up and has buyers remorse).

5. His fantasy doesnt live up to reality.

6. Boredom.

7. His partner freak.

Sting gets tiresome! I decided to get the Liberator Ramp and Wedge Combo after seeing this set, along with others in the collection, in a catalogue we use for our sex toys.

Yes, there was an initial debate about the cost. $255 isn’t a drop in the bucket for us. It’s a serious chunk of chance for a sex toy. In my mind, it wasn’t just a sex toy. It was a piece of furniture that would make our lives easier and more pleasurable. It would be taken care of, last the years, and help my husband’s hips get into the right rhythm without worrying about his arms going dead holding me up.

You do get the quality for the price. This isn’t some blow-up sex wedge that you see in the shops. anal toys is a well thought out piece of equipment made with sturdy materials. The of extra width, are the condom of choice by the Tesco team, but there's an even bigger selection to choose from here at my blog!Many papers who have reported this story have used Tesco's tagline 'Every Little Helps' to illustrate the larger condoms but what if other supermarkets started doing the same...Sainsbury's - Try Something New TodayLove Light Glow In The Dark CondomsAsda - Saving You Money Every Day!Pasante Halo Condoms (18 Pack)Somerfield - Fresh and Local.

Thursday, 30-May-2013 03:19 Email | Share | | Bookmark
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A couple was nicked in the waiting area of a Chinese restaurant getting it on, and they werent sampling the bullet vibrator. Police found him with his trousers and knickers around his ankles and she was well lets just say she was enjoying his spring roll.They met only that day.

Yeah, I know the jokes running through your head. Shell be hungry an hour later. She was enjoying the taste of Won Yung Gai. Was he Hung Lo? Laugh all you want. Whats even more amusing is that he bore a bit of a resemblance to Jason Statham. Maybe thats why she hooked . through a glossy brain candy magazine. Its fast, pretty and instantly gratifying. You can pick it up and put it down at a whim.

I do pin other things. In addition to my Sex board, I have other categories I dabble in (Love and Life), that helps tie them all together by pinning images that I see as sensual or passionate or may simply help us live a sexier life. Youve seen my tag line on my website, right?

I do believe Pinterest has potentially become the Harlequin romance novel of sexy images on the web. Its titillating for alot of women out there that they can pin something risqué and still feel mainstream about it. And if its really good, all of their friends and followers will repin male masturbators . I like knowing what people find sexually and sensually exciing, Toy is a new product on the market called Bodymint - available in Revital health stores or online at sextoysbrand. It's a mint that's designed to freshen your whole body from the inside out, and I think it may help your husband (it's also especially good for smelly feet!).And why not treat him to a lovely aftershave?

Experiment next time you're out shopping together and find one that really suits him - and that you love too. Good luck!Refreshingly frank and funny, actress and presenter Julie Peasgood delivers practical information to transform your cheap sex toys. The Greatest Sex Tips in the World explores the world of eroticism, revealing secrets and techniques that will energise and enhance your enjoyment..

Friday, 24-May-2013 06:52 Email | Share | | Bookmark
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Unleash your wildest fantasies with our exciting new range of super sexy outfits! Whether you’d like to spend the night in detention or fancy taking your man through his drills there is something in this new naughty collection to send your imagination into overdrive!

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Dressing up as a police officer is always a fun idea, as the uniform comes with authority. Your partner is playing the role of an escaped criminal who’s been sex-starved in prison for several years. It’s your job to put him back in line.

Accessorise with outfit with a pair of handcuffs for even more kinky play opportunities.Naughty Nun and Priest You’ve made a vow to God, and in his name you pray, but deep down you’re repressing sinful desires. In this scenario you partner could play the role of a priest and you’re both in best sex toys a place of worship. Suddenly desire strikes and suddenly you’re overwhelmed with feelings of lust. Demand that your partner give you the pleasure you’ve always hungered for.

Sexy Air Hostess and Gentleman Traveller So many men are captivated by the beauty of airhostesses, as they watch their hips move up and down the en, is it OK? Marie wants it more! She wants it often than him. Does he prefer masturbation more than her? Getting left out of three-way gay sex. Jealous of.

ickle, tease and deny to the point of explosion. Incorporate with fingertips, lips, tongue and the occasional spank to heighten sensation and get your quiver rate up. 4.99.Creepin' Up The BackstairsMy First Anal Experience Small Butt PlugAgain, you'll already need to have your own lube in supply for this one. This first timer's toy will open new back doors to secret pleasure. Experiment with your prostate or pelvic floor with this baby butt plug and see exactly how much you can intensify your orgasm just with the smallest of movements.

Available in black or pink for 4.99.Aneros Lubricant ApplicatorIf you're ready for a more full anal experience, you might benefit from the introduction of this Lube Applicator. Capable of shooting up to 5ml at a time lelo vibrator into hard to reach places, it has a special applicator tip perfect for anal application. It's also quite fun to just randomly shoot lube at an unsuspecting partner. 3.99Slippery When WetDurex Play Sensations Personal Lubricant SachetsHome alone?

Home with someone else? Doesn't matter, this multipack of multiple orgasm inducing lubes has a variety of experiences to keep you entertained. Containing 2 each of warming, tingling and soothing lubes for a variety of physical sensations and 4 flavoured lubes, 2 each in cherry and pina colada for all-by-mouth experiences.Sample Sachet &ndash; Stroke 29 Personal LubeOne for the boys, this is some innovative lube and it needs to be sampled to be believed. Apply the lube to your manhood before you get stroking and prepare for an unreal experience. As you stroke, the texture of the lube changes to simulate the sensation of aroused, human flesh. The reviews speak for themselves!Well, that's me sorted for the coming month of Good Girl nights. I think next month I'll make a conscious decision to keep a tenner aside, perhaps if I'm not having too many good nights in I'll find the time to update you with my top suggestions for better budgeting .

Friday, 24-May-2013 06:39 Email | Share | | Bookmark
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You may have read about them in 50 Shades of Grey or heard about them in the newspapers or even been told about them by a friend; but what exactly are Ben Wa Balls (also called Love Balls), what do they do and how do you use them? Our Ben Wa Balls and Love Balls guide will not only tell you what love balls are for but how to use them and how they could help to give you an even better sex life.

ben wa balls are small, hollow balls with a small weighted ball inside them and usually joined together by a retrieval string. Designed to be worn inside the vagina the smaller ball rolls around inside the outer ball gently stimulating you internally with every move you make. Every time the small ball moves, it knocks against your vaginal walls causing the muscles there to contract slightly. Discreet and unobtrusive, Ben Wa or Love Balls can be worn at home, while exercising and even out in public for naughty stimulation that no-one can see!

What are Ben Wa Balls/Love Balls for? If you’ve read 50 Shades of Grey you could be forgiven for thinking that Ben Wa balls are just a female sex aid. Of course they can do great things for your sex life but their benefits don’t end there. No-one really knows exactly when Ben Wa Balls were created but male sex toys is clear that women all over the world have been using love balls for hundreds of years for not only sexual pleasure but for tightening and strengthening their pelvic muscles.

Your pubococcygeus muscle (often called your PC or kegel muscle) is found in both sexes and forms the base of your ‘pelvic floor’. In women, this muscle can become overly elastic and worn through childbirth, age or if you are overweight and can reduce the tightness of the vagina. Ben Wa Balls or Love Balls are an effective kegel muscle workout toy as they stimulate the delicate internal muscles making of the Week: Natural Contours Pink Ribbon Vibrator.If you have any questions about sex toys and relationships, don’t hesitate to call them.

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